I no longer control them! :( So i forged your signature!

Been a little ill this week, it hasn't been cool. It's sucked majorly.

Saw a really good play on Thursday called Mine, the acting technics used were similar to those used in Kindertransport and it was brilliantly performed. It was about a couple who couldn't have children so they are given a baby girl taken from a teenage prostitute with a drug addiction. It sounds like an odd story but the way it was performed made it amazing and powerful to watch.

Last night was fun, and rather funny. Most of the comedy came from my mother lol She got home from work and when Ian came to pick up the kids she knew an arguement was coming. She was stood in the living room with me and Becky shaking her fists with such a funny but angry face asking for knives and screwdrivers and hammers. Well, the arguement happened and admitidly mother was "fucking fantastic!" as she said. She wouldn't let him get a word in edge ways and put it to him bluntly what he IS going to do. When he left she came springing back into the living room beaming. "I was fucking fantastic! oh i'm so happy i hate that fucking shitfaced wanker...Don't let me ever hear that language from you again!" That last bit was said to me...i said nothing! Becky found it rather amusing.
That wasn't the funniest thing to come from my mothers mouth last night though. She explained to me that because i'm now 17 i have control over my premium bonds and that she had sorted everything out for me already. "I no longer have contol of them!...so i forged your signature" Becky was in hysterics and i just stood there shaking her head at my mothers behaviour lol.
She took great pride in later explaining both situations to Kelsey and Nicola once they arrived and we all found it incredibly amusing.

We then made Nicola watch SAW! mwhahahaha She loved it really! :P

Today was quite cool also. Packed up loads of stuff today and moved some of it down to the new house. OMG! the Hummer that was parked on the drive way! :O:O:O It was HOT!
Huge red H2! i was stunned! I WANT IT! i took some pictures of it, it had to be done!
Unfortunately it is not my car, if it was i would have died as soon as i saw it. It actually belongs to the bloke we're buying the house from but he is on a business trip to America though we don't know when he gets back...So...if he's not back by Friday, our completion day, we are sooooo claiming the Hummer as its on our property! and it WILL be mine!!!! :D:D:D
The new house is really really nice, my room is rather huge and me and Laura have our own floor. There's my room, Laura's room and then our own bathroom so its very cool.

X factor was rather cool tonight. Everyone i like went through. Except though when it came to the bottom two it didn't really bother me who went home because i didn't think Scott or Daniel was that good, but, and a big but, Daniel sang his song amazingly and he really did put so much into it and you could see how much that song means to him so i am glad he went through. It doesn't change my original opinion of him, he's not that greater singer compared to all the others but his sob story helps him alot in the competiton.

I've been playing tetris alot recently. Mostly at school from where i get really bored in my free periods. But its become really rather addictive, i actually have it open in another tab as i write this lol It's really annoying though aswell, cos i keep getting to level 12 and then losing, i'm getting sick of it! no...i'm not really, i'm just overly competitive even with myself and i really really really want to get further than level 12!

Wow...once again the weather for tomorrow is going to be shit! YAY! good old England!

We bloody love it here! lol

Well i'm certain i've blahed enough to cover the last few days so i'm gonna leave it here and see if there is actually anything to watch on tv...which i highly doubt...Saturday night tv is crap :(

Oh yeah! i want to go on the Barclay Card flume!!!!!!

A week flies by!

Fuck me a week since my last...um...slightly insane blog lol

Well not too much to report. Where to start - last Wednesday, meh day at school, driving lesson was ok i suppose learnt to turn at junctions and stuff twas rather cool. Thursday...can't actually remember...oh no wait yeah i do, went doctors then had to pick up jake early from school cos he had a severe nose bleed bless him then went to school late. Friday, helped with Becky and Sam at the Broadway theatre as the Year 11s were performing Macbeth and we did some backstage help, there were awesome proving Beaverwood fucking rock man!

Saturday me and mother started packing as we are moving next Friday, we had quite a lot of fun whilst packing we had the ipod going through the speakers and we'd have to stop every now again to suddenly burst into dance when macarana or YMCA or SUPERMAN! came on lol twas very funny. Saturday night went Becky's with Nicola, we watched x-factor (could not believe Ruth was in bottom 2! and couldn't believe Simon sent it to deadlock!) and we watched a very interesting and funny episode of all-star family fortunes..."Name a part of the body refered to in love songs...BEEEEEP!...I'm gonna have to say, the Breasts!...Whhhaaaat!" hahaha

Sunday saw my dad, did the usual, went to the pub i plugged my ipod in and played solitaire got bored of that so played tetris, got bored of that and then just sat building a pyramid out of my red bull cans :D As to be expected father got rather drunk so i had to escort him home and open the front door since he couldn't see the keyhole, had dinner then was dropped off home pretty quickly.

Yesterday, laura and jake were ridiculously ill puking up like theres no tmrw (which obviously there was considering i am writing about it now) so i stayed home and looked after them both which lead to today...guess what! i am ill! yaaaaaay! NO! stayed home today cos i caught what the siblings had so hasn't been the most entertaining of days for me lol

I am rather knackered now so i am off to sleep, if i remember hopefully i will write tmrw! bye!

My name is Captain Cabbage Leader of the Siberian Vegetable Patch!

hehehehehehehehehe i think i''m insane! loooool

I found this site called talkingpets.org and it literally does what it says, you can type stuff and make an animal say it its pure GENIUS!

I've made cats rap and dogs say lines of the day and i now cannot stop laughing, i'm on my bed in absolute hysterics looking and sounding like i belong in a mental assylum hahahaha

CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!

i sent one to Nicola, it was a kitten with cool sunglasses on rapping the first verse of Business by Eminem looool its great! i want to send one to everyone but i reckon they'd kill me haha

They have pre-recorded messages aswell like the one in my title hehehe that one is joooookes! i love it!

I DEMAND YOU SURRENDER TO MY ARMIES OR I WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO UNLEASH THE CUSTARD CARROTS UPON YOU!

Somebody HELP ME! haha

Awww...I'm Bored!

I don't know why i decided to include this but i saw it on the tv earlier and i just thought wow, that is so unbelievably sweet!

I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion -
I have shudder'd at it.
I shudder no more.
I could be martyr'd for my religion.
Love is my religion And I could die for that.
I could die for you.

It's so...awwwww! I'd probably cry if someone ever said this to me lol

On to more interesting things lol Not much really to say, yesterday was pretty dull. The most interesting thing that happened was Danny and Glenn turning up so Glenn could say goodbye and stuff before he went Bournemouth.

Today wasn't too bad i suppose, had a rather interesting meeting at lunch about christmas panto which was amusing...Christmas! The Musical! oh yeah! lol We had a little fun teasing Kelsey when she finally arrived at school today from the "doctors"...cos thats why she wasn't in, had nothing to do with Christopher :P lol But thats pretty much it, been very boring.

Meh lol

The House Bunny!

Wow, has it really been 4 days since i last wrote a blog! damn i have some catching up to do.

Well, Thursday was pretty dull except i got my hair cut and bought a sexual pair of shoes for £7 in Dorothy Perkins they are actually amazing! I wore them last night for my birthday meal at Pizza Express it ended up begin held.

Sick of people whinging at me saying i was the one who was late, i was in sidcup with gemma at 7! and i've decided her boyfriend isn't that bad really, only cos he bought me alcohol but still lol yeah i blame chris and kelsey for us all being late, cos they told becky they were meeting her, callum and claire at beckys house and then just "forgot" to let them know that they weren't so becky waited ages for them to get to her house to then find out they had already arrived in sidcup and were with us lol.

But twas a fun evening. I won a bet with Claire, cos i burnt my hand on a plate i was throwing a stroop and was sitting on my burnt hand to avoid anymore burning and Claire then betted me that i couldn't eat my entire dinner with just one hand, which i did! :) even when her and Becky were mean beans and we're constantly spinning my plate so i couldn't pick up my food properly. I'm counting that as interference! lol

Also from last night i've learnt that i'm never drinking energy drinks and then alcohol soon after again cos i got ridiculously hyper, though it was fun...very fun...yeah i'm highly likely to do it again. I'm well good at sticking to my targets :)

Tonight was fun also. Me and Nicola went to see The House Bunny which was alright i guess. There were some funny lines that would be well funny to try and use in real life - "Your biceps are huge! :O Kiss me!" and "I really like that word...Manhole mmm" hehe
Nicola also got to see my car today :D i'm really excited i can't wait til mother buys L stickers for it so i can drive it...with mum in the car aswell obviously...don't want to be breaking the law or anything. I now really want to do well in all my driving lessons so i can do my test asap cos driving is so much fun! well atm it is, i'll probs get sick of it really quickly considering the stupid prices of petrol, tis not cool.

Well thats the last few days sumed up i think, i need to start being more commited to writing to this everyday. I will better from now on i promise!

Birthday Surprises!

Today was my 17th Birthday and it's probably been the best birthday i've had so far. Went to school as normal, had chemistry - dull but afterwards i met up with the girls in the common room and soon enough had Kelsey's coat over my head so i couldn't see. When i was allowed to take it off Kelsey was stood infront of me with a plate full of little cakes with loads of different sayings on them they were delicious.

I then had to read Sam's card out loud and it was an awesome card, she wrote me an essay and as i got to the last line, which read - as you read this i am now placing a party hat on your head. And sure enough i had a party hat put on my head lol. Nicola's present was rather awesome...got me some sexual pairs of tights!

Then for more suprises...Becky and Sam walked up with a massive cake with candles and everything. So obviously Happy Birthday arose, then grew to the entire common room, embarassing but really really nice :)

Next, our drama teacher texts us saying our lesson for the day is cancelled, leaving me with no other lessons for the day. Result. So i went home and then went Bromley for some shopping, later met up with Kelsey and Sam and had some fun window shopping.

Came home and had my driving lesson! :D it was so much fun i loved it. I did so much more driving than i was expecting and i really enjoyed it. I learnt about the main bits in the car, then went onto pulling out, driving down the road, meeting points with other cars and then parking. Apparantly i'm really good for a beginner and my instructor asked me if i was sure i hadn't driven a car before :) i was rather happy at this point.

As if anything better could happen today, when i got home i had family over to celebrate and i was then given an extra present. It was in a small box, kinda like a jewellery box. I wasn't expecting to open it to find a car key. I GOT A CAR! :D Renault Clio, i was rather excited!

I think its fair to say i've had the best birthday ever as far as i'm concerned. I've had a pretty shitty few weeks so its been the best day i've had in weeks.

So, thats today :)

I Am 17! Woooooo!

Well rather obvious, tis my birthday today man! I'm rather excited :D:D:D
Can't wait for my driving lesson later on gonna be soooooo cool!

Yesterday was rather dull, went to school, became a supporter of Barak Obama, cos hot chicks dig Obama! loool then spent the evening at my aunts and met some family from Canada that last saw me when i was about 2 years old so it felt kinda odd meeting them again.

Thats pretty much it...

I'M 17! WOOOOOOOOO! :D

And the Cheese is Gone!

Here i am, at home, ill. So i decide to make myself a large bowl of cheesy pasta, but when i went to the fridge to retrieve the cheese...WTF! Where's the Gouda! i yelled. So i'm now sitting on my bed with a bowl of cheesy pasta minus the cheese part...Sick of It!

Michael McIntyre is like my new favourite comedian atm, i've seen him alot on Mock the Week and i've watched a few of the stand-up shows he's done and he's absolutely hilarious! The other day i watched him on Comedy Store...i was on the floor in stitches nearly unble to breathe.

Mum thought i was insane yesterday cos when we pulled up into Tesco's carpark i just burst out laughing. It reminded me of something Michael had said so i then had to explain it to mum and even she started laughing alot whilst trying to find a parking space near the door. Because it's one the main aims in life to get as near to the door as possible! When we're buying food to make ourselves fat we don't want to expend any excess energy walking it back to the car!

He is a comic genius as far as i'm concerned i recommend you watch him.
Linkage to McIntyre: Comedy Store Pt 1 -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3EhdeCwyEY
Comedy Store Pt 2 -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3k1s0mwytA
Comedy Store Pt 3 -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOQBpQT9Dkk

I have set myself a challenge for the day as its currently filled with sheer boredom, i am going to watch every disney film i own before i can go to sleep tonight. I'm hoping that because they're not really that long it shouldn't be too difficult to do as i really want to sleep but i only woke up an hour ago so really i don't need anymore sleep for now.

I think i'm going to start with the entire Lion King trilogy, yes i'm that awesome that i have all 3 films and i have the 1st film on special edition! :O

More tonight, if not i can't be bothered to write more this evening so they'll be more tomorrow instead :)

Put On a Little Make Up, Make Up! Make Sure They Get Your Good Side, Good Side!

Goody Two Shoes title there oh yeah! the Adam and the Ants awesomeness strikes again! It is relevent to this i swear lol

Last night was rather jokes i feel, went to Sam's with Becky and Nicola. Becky brought her entire make up collection which successfully filled a small suitcase, you know, just incase she ever runs out of anything!

Twas funny though as we all found wow over the top eyeshadow pictures on google and then did each others make up. Becky's came out awesomely, Sam did mine very well i feel also. We also played Now Thats What i Call Music Quiz, that was fun, and we proved once and for all that i am the ultimate 80's geek as everytime someone got a question on the 80's which they didn't know (quite a majority of the time) i was sat on the sofa itching to answer the question for them. The best bit of proving my 80's-ness was when a question came which i didn't know! (:O omg i know!) i guessed the answer and still got it right...i'm clearly the awesomeness!

Today was alright i guess, went and saw this house which is massive but it hasn't been lived in for about a year and the decorating was hideous. So when i first walked in and Mum said what do you think i laughed. I felt rather bad afterwards but my god it was awful!

After i went to Becky's and we started planning A Night at the Oscars properly and we did awesomely! We managed to come up with 23 acts and put them into a sensible running order, so hopefully with more planning and stuff it could be a really cool night.

Just finished watching Aladdin special edition! :O was amazing! now watching Mock the Week - I took Camilla to India last week and the locals were blown away...They thought blimey Diana's let herself go! GENIUS!

Thats pretty much it. Wasn't exactly thrilling...it was truely mind-blowing i know! :D

Stand and Deliver!

I have well got into Adam and the Ants recently, i don't know why but i've just realised that their music is awesome. I doubt many people would agree its awesome but i don't care i love it!

I've become such an 70's and 80's geek over the past few weeks, i've been listening to an awful lot more glam rock like Sweet and Mud, and then the general rock stuff like Guns n Roses and Bon Jovi. I've discovered Def Leppard are rather awesome also.

I don't know what's sparked this sudden interest in 80's music. I think its my mother's ipod. A few weeks ago she had Sweet blasting from it and i thought it was brilliant! I would have loved to have been born in the 80's, after all, it was acceptable in the 80's.

That was terrible i know.

Nothing too fascinating about today, i basically sumed up that Hitler was an evil fuck and me and Grace had alot of fun writing transcripts about msn, nevermind the buzzcocks and scrubs. Oh yeah, we started planning a big event thingy for next year called A Night at the Oscars, lots of performing, champagne and posh dresses. Should be well awesome since we're doing Cell Block Tango from Chicago and we're hopefully gonna learn the Evolution of Dance to do aswell.

To sum up yesterday...fuck all happened. The end lol

Let The Force Be With You!

Well today we learnt what you would get if Dumbo and Yoda reproduced. It was an interesting result! lol but we love Dumyoda all the same.

Just incase you're interested in how we happened to come across this odd train of thought, we were in Maccy Ds and Kelsey decided she wanted to draw Yoda on a napkin but he had abnormally large ears and i said he looked alot like Dumbo. I can't be bothered to explain the rest, its rather obvious. But we did discover that we are actually really stupid as we thought we managed to out smart cardboard. The happy meal box had a Jedi mind game on it.
Pick a number between 1-10
Add 5
Subtract 2
Subtract the number your thinking of
The answer is always 3

We wanted to prove this theory wrong so we tried every number between 1-10. We got to 8 with all the other equaling 3, and then (much to our excitement!) we thought we had beaten the game as when we worked it out from 8 we got an answer of 2!!! Aha! We outsmarted cardboard!..Oh no wait, we simply cannot count...because it does actually equal 3!!!

One thing did happen to anger me today. and Grace. We returned to school from the BP to find that the kitchen area in our common room was disgusting! So from where i obviously have major OCD when it comes to cleaning as does Grace, we together spent a free period and lunch cleaning the kitchen.

We found mould on a plate and in the dishwasher...that pretty much sums up how disgusting it was.

But due our anger over the state of the common room Grace and I offered to stay after school to clean the entire common room. Yes we know we are geeks but it was unbearable! It had to be cleaned i'm sorry!

But yeah thats pretty much everything i have to say for today, Mum found another house which is around the corner from the other one so we could still have our 3 floor house so thats good.

Never Mind the Buzzcocks is so awesome! Simon Amstell is rather hilarious i feel :)